squirrellysemantics replied to your post: you know
It’s also terrifying that there must be a lot of people out there who’ve had some pretty awful sex to think that it’s any good.

I dunno, man. Most people aren’t really so fascinated by erotic fiction that they read some every second day. I think they tend to browse redtube instead. 

But seriously, if you’re going to use the euphemism “shatter into a thousand tiny pieces” to describe the female orgasm every time it ‘happens’ in a 400 page book you should probably just

and perhaps pick up the phone and hire an expert before some asshat on the internet starts speculating on how miserable your sex life must be.


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Posted on June 21st at 1:17 PM
Tagged as: EVERY TIME!!11. JFC. though this might be attributed to the fact that the author has no literary skills. and is extremely ashamed of using the big words. like 'vagina'. goddamnit.. if you don't have the guts to say it then stop writing erotic fiction!. grow some balls!. like the girls on the internet!. squirrellysemantics.
  1. squirrellysemantics said: People don’t have to be erotica fiends but that the positive reviews all say that the book is hot and well written is…. sad. The world needs a good dicking.
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